Unofficially overworked on Arc
Mainnet is live.
The intern survived.
A community meme built on caffeine, questionable deploys, and zero hours of sleep. No promises. No roadmap. Just ship.
GM247
Born at 03:47 AM
Somewhere between deploy and disaster
Current fuelEspresso × 9
Intern statusStill shipping
do not merge
on friday!
on friday!
01 The incident report
Every mainnet has a hero.
Ours needs a nap.
While everyone was celebrating, one intern was still staring at the terminal.
Forty-eight hours awake. One cold coffee. Seventeen tabs called "final_final_v2". Then, one accidental click later, $INTERN was deployed.
This is not a utility token pretending to change the world. It's an unofficial community meme for everyone who has ever shipped first and read the docs later.
— HR has been notified.
Last login: today at an unreasonable hour
intern@arc:~$ npm run deploy
Deploying The Arc Intern...
✓ Coffee machine connected
✓ Mainnet survived
✓ Contract renounced from responsibility
⚠ Warning: intern has not slept in 48 hours
intern@arc:~$
TODO:
1. Ship
2. Sleep
3. Roadmap
1. Ship
2. Sleep
02 Files from the night shift
Community propertySteal the memes.
Steal the memes.
Spread the lore.
Built to be saved, posted, remixed, and sent to someone who said they would log off three hours ago.
03 Numbers HR approved
Simple by design.
Transparent by default.
No complicated promises hiding in the small print. Just a straightforward setup designed for the community.
Tax allocationEvery percentage
Every percentage
has a job.
Unlike the intern, the tax actually knows where it's going.
Diamond hands50%
Buyback20%
Auto-LP20%
Creator10%
The next shift
starts on Arc.
Always verify the contract address against our official X account before you interact.